kylobe: sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
reesl: thank u microsoft. what a new, innovative feature. thanks to the brand new xbox one, you can now watch television, through your television. incredible
theyellowbrickroad: i hate when i become consciously aware of the fact that im breathing bc then i start breathing too fast and im like “better slow it down youre breathing too much” and then im like “whoa there dont forget to breathe” and everything becomes complicated
maybeitstheshrooms: absoluteblue: aquietrevolutionary: artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr. … God help us all. BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST...
lennonisheroin: hey guys remember that time misha collins threw a gummy bear at me oh yeah ehe it was yesterday
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abandoned-us: dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails. I signed three times with...
earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
tardis-in-purgatory: friendly reminder that vegans aren’t entirely stuck up prudes who hate everyone who eats animal products they’re just trying to live their own lifestyle and they have a right to defend themselves against hate and bullying without being ridiculed even FURTHER thank you
domainofchaos: no-faces-face: humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful. i kahging so hrd righ tnow THIS EXPLAINS THE SIMS PERFECTLY
538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: people who do math homework in pen are fearless
bubblegumpopqueen: i am tired of people and sexism and racism and homopobia and transphobia and ageism and slut shaming and rape culture and twats and the world in general and i’m far too young to be sick of life
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internetexplorers: constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble
krabwatch: m4ngos: krabwatch: i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing. ding-dong you are wrong
kanyewesticle: what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in the streets
niqqaniall: i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra
Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their...– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason)
lovelydyedlocks: That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off.
akirashimotsuki: akirashimotsuki: nobody talks to me so it feels like i have 5 followers
theninjaboyfriend: do you ever find yourself getting less and less passionate about something you used to really enjoy because its the worst feeling in the world
mama-bird: let’s invent a game called “infomercial” when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way
fandomhopper: HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
doll-ballet: It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
lil-bo-peeping: *walks up to hot person’s parents* my compliments to the chef
quagmath: DUDE MY SISTER ASKED ME “WHAT IF YOUR BUTTHOLE WAS SO SMALL THAT WHEN YOU FARTED THE PITCH WAS SO HIGH THAT DOGS REACTED” SHES 11 IM FUCKINg CHOKING HOW DID WE EVEN TGET INTO HTaT CONNFVERSATION
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: the word “jackwagon” means loser but it sounds 10000 times cooler and is way more fun to say so everyone should start saying jackwagon instead of loser c’mon spread the word
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enragedsavior: solving-cryptarithms: tickingandtocking: please spread this like wildfire guys im begging you we still need over 90,000 signatures if tumblr can reblog a post 500,000 times for a fluffy chicken, we can reblog this 90,000 times in snap. please please please reblog this, and thank you so much ALRIGHT YOU GUYS DON’T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS STUPIDITY THEY ARE...
goldenmage: here on tumblr.com we treat everyone with respect!!! oh but except for most religious people, especially christians people who aren’t feminists people who are thin and/or underweight republicans people who like sports or are athletic anyone who enjoys things other than fiction and fandom people who like memes or have a different sense of humor than the rest of us